Provided at the Omni Hotel: Institute Swiss shampoo, conditioner, and body lotion, along with two (different) soaps.

Scent: Bland, a little floral, a little medicinal. Different elements of the collection are variously labeled “ginseng”, “camomile”, “comfrey”, etc., but they all have that slightly-too-sweet, slightly-too-herbal quality.

Bottling: Okay, though I bet it’s hard to get the stuff at the bottom out. But it’s fairly liquid, so this may not be a big deal.

Overall impression: Thumbs down. The smell isn’t actually vile, but it’s not something I’d seek out, either. The shampoo seems to have gotten my hair clean, which I suppose is the relevant point, but enh.